Best Love Quotes
" We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
Sam Keen
" I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together."
Julia Roberts
" I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you."
Unknown
" Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction."
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
" In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged."
Hans Nouwens
" Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart."
Kay Knudsen
" If I know what love is, it is because of you."
Herman Hesse
" Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
Franklin P. Jones
" The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched- they must be felt with the heart."
Helen Keller
" If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
Unknown
" Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?"
Cinderella
"My night has become a sunny dawn because of you."
--Ibn Abbad
"In real love you want the other person's good. In romantic love you want the other person."
--Margaret Anderson
"In my wildest dreams, you always play the hero. In my darkest hour of night, you rescue me, you save my life."
--Bliss and Cerney
"Come live with me and be my love, and we will some new pleasures prove, of golden sands, and crystal beaches, with silken lines and silver hooks..."
--John Dunne
"What I do and what I dream include thee, as the wine must taste of its own grapes..."
--Elizabeth Barret Browning
"I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach..."
--Elizabeth Barrett Browning
"Take away love, and our earth is a tomb."
--Robert Browning
"But to see her was to love her, love but her, and love her forever."
--Robert Burns
"She walks in Beauty, like the night
Of cloudness climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes..."
--Lord Byron
"Like music on the waters is they sweet voice to me."
--Lord Byron
"I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you."
--Roy Croft
"Thou art to me a delicious torment."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Love distills desire upon the eyes, love brings bewitching grace into the heart."
--Euripides
"I love her and that's the beginning of everything."
--F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a sun-warmed, flower-bordered path."
--Andre Gide
"Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own."
--Robert Heinlein
"Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."
--Oliver Wendell Holmes
"What I feel for you seems less of earth and more of a cloudless heaven."
--Victor Hugo
"It's so easy, To think about Love, To Talk about Love, To wish for Love, But it's not always easy, To recognize Love, Even when we hold it.... In our hands."
--Jaka
"Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one."
--John Keats
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart."
--Helen Keller
"... See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me."
--Gretchen Kemp
"When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness."
--Amy Lowell
"Make me immortal with a kiss."
--Christopher Marlowe
"Oh, thou art fairer than the evening air Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars."
--Christopher Marlowe
"Love is the enchanted dawn of every heart."
--Alphonse Marie de la Martine
"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."
--Mignon McLaughlin
"We came by night to the Fortunate Isles, And lay like fish Under the net of our kisses."
--Pablo Neruda
"The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain signing to it...you and you alone make me feel that I am alive...Other men, it is said, have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough."
--George Moore
"In love there are two things: bodies and words."
--Joyce Carol Oates
"I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves."
--Rumi
"I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal."
--Vita Sackville-West
"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
--Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
--George Sand
"Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart."
--Robert Sexton
"My heart is ever at your service."
--William Shakespeare
"The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite."
--William Shakespeare
"Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
--Alexander Smith
"I am my beloved, and my beloved is me."
--Song of Solomon
"Her breath is like honey spiced with cloves, Her mouth delicious as a ripened mango."
--Srzgarakarika
"To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven."
--Karen Sunde
"Love, till dawn sunder night from day with fire Dividing my delight and my desire..."
--A. C. Swinburne
"Love is friendship set on fire."
--Jeremy Taylor
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Cute Love Quotes
Cute Love Quotes
1. Richard Bach
Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
2. James Baldwin
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
3. G. Moore
Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough.
4. Thomas Moore
Came but for friendship, and took away love.
5. Leo Buscaglia
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
6. Montaigne
If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me."
7. Kyle Schmidt
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.
8. Joan Crawford
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
9. Henry Ward Beecher
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
10. Rabindranath Tagore
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
1. Richard Bach
Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
2. James Baldwin
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.
3. G. Moore
Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough.
4. Thomas Moore
Came but for friendship, and took away love.
5. Leo Buscaglia
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
6. Montaigne
If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: "Because it was he; because it was me."
7. Kyle Schmidt
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.
8. Joan Crawford
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
9. Henry Ward Beecher
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
10. Rabindranath Tagore
I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Cute Love Quotes
Cute Love Quotes
I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you !!
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Though I haven’t told you how much I care, how much you mean to me, it's not a good to say that I don’t value you, if you only know how much fear losing you then, you'll understand how much I care
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Two hearts, two minds, in time did find one love, one aim two paths the same. Hold fast. . . and love will last....
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I don't know why you are so special to me? why I like you? Why I care for you? Why I always think of you? Why I loved you but one thing for sure I know that my life won't be like this w/o you!
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible." (Movie cute love quote)
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Among you're friends, I care for you the most. Among you're friends, I love you the most. Among you're friends, you hurt me the most. 'Because I know that's all I am to you… among your friends…
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Knowing that I will have you makes me glad; losing you will surely make me sad. I know you don’t need me bad nor do I want you bad it's just that your the BEST I ever had...
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It's been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don't believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again
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I can never love enough, I can never give enough of what you need, I can never sense what's needed when most needed. I know it’s not good enough. I'm not good enough but damn! I Love You
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I've always wanted a world of my own were I can do whatever I want, were I could live alone, till I come to know you, now I wanted to have world shared by two, a paradise shared with you...
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How lucky am I to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
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"If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will
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"I never know what the future brings But I know you are here with me now We’ll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with"
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Can’t find a reason why God gave you to me. But that’s not a question to be asked. May be question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you"...
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Sometimes the perfect person for you is that whom you least expected to be.
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I don’t believe in love because I still don’t have you !!
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Though I haven’t told you how much I care, how much you mean to me, it's not a good to say that I don’t value you, if you only know how much fear losing you then, you'll understand how much I care
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Two hearts, two minds, in time did find one love, one aim two paths the same. Hold fast. . . and love will last....
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I don't know why you are so special to me? why I like you? Why I care for you? Why I always think of you? Why I loved you but one thing for sure I know that my life won't be like this w/o you!
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life To start as soon as possible." (Movie cute love quote)
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Among you're friends, I care for you the most. Among you're friends, I love you the most. Among you're friends, you hurt me the most. 'Because I know that's all I am to you… among your friends…
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Knowing that I will have you makes me glad; losing you will surely make me sad. I know you don’t need me bad nor do I want you bad it's just that your the BEST I ever had...
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It's been said that you only truly fall in love once, but I don't believe it. Every time I see you, I fall in love all over again
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I can never love enough, I can never give enough of what you need, I can never sense what's needed when most needed. I know it’s not good enough. I'm not good enough but damn! I Love You
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I've always wanted a world of my own were I can do whatever I want, were I could live alone, till I come to know you, now I wanted to have world shared by two, a paradise shared with you...
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How lucky am I to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
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"If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will
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"I never know what the future brings But I know you are here with me now We’ll make it through And I hope you are the one I share my life with"
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Can’t find a reason why God gave you to me. But that’s not a question to be asked. May be question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you"...
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Sometimes the perfect person for you is that whom you least expected to be.
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Cute Love Quotes
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
~ Ingrid Bergman~
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
~ Barbara Bush~
"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
~Anonymous~
"It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who gets tied up."
~Joan Rivers~
"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
~ Unknown
"I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to
walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a
sun-warmed, flower-bordered path."
~ Andre Gide
When you are in love you can't
fall asleep because reality is
better than your dreams.
~ Dr. Seuss
If you love me, let me know.
If not, please gently let me go.
~ Unknown
~ Ingrid Bergman~
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."
~ Barbara Bush~
"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
~Anonymous~
"It's been so long since I made love,I can't even remember who gets tied up."
~Joan Rivers~
"You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without."
~ Unknown
"I wished for nothing beyond her smile, and to
walk with her thus, hand in hand, along a
sun-warmed, flower-bordered path."
~ Andre Gide
When you are in love you can't
fall asleep because reality is
better than your dreams.
~ Dr. Seuss
If you love me, let me know.
If not, please gently let me go.
~ Unknown
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Cute Love Quotes
Cute Love Quotes
I fear that someday time would keep us apart & you might forget me, but before it happens, I hope that you have felt, even for a single chance that I have cared for you best way I know! cute love quotes
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Cute love is an attempt to change a piece of dream into reality
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What if someone tells you this: "I don't believe in courtship. It's just a waste of time. If I love a person, I'll tell her right away. But for you, I will make an exception… just love me now and I'll court you forever…
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If ever things would change and your love would fade, I’d still not break the promise I made. if you let go I’ll accept and there's nothing I can do but I’ll be there and still love you...
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Why is it easy to fall in love and yet so hard to be loved back? why should I feel such if destiny permits me not? why do I have to fall if it's you I cant have? why is there a "you" in "me" but never a "me" in "you"?
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Even if courage fails you, tell that special someone that you love them in anyway possible....Unknown.
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Why is it that after all this time wave been together, I have never really considered you a friend its not because I don’t want you to be one. But because ever since. I have hoped & prayed you will be.. Much more than a friend to me…
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I could do without many things with no hardship ....
you are not one of them (unknown)
I fear that someday time would keep us apart & you might forget me, but before it happens, I hope that you have felt, even for a single chance that I have cared for you best way I know! cute love quotes
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Cute love is an attempt to change a piece of dream into reality
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What if someone tells you this: "I don't believe in courtship. It's just a waste of time. If I love a person, I'll tell her right away. But for you, I will make an exception… just love me now and I'll court you forever…
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If ever things would change and your love would fade, I’d still not break the promise I made. if you let go I’ll accept and there's nothing I can do but I’ll be there and still love you...
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Why is it easy to fall in love and yet so hard to be loved back? why should I feel such if destiny permits me not? why do I have to fall if it's you I cant have? why is there a "you" in "me" but never a "me" in "you"?
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Even if courage fails you, tell that special someone that you love them in anyway possible....Unknown.
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Why is it that after all this time wave been together, I have never really considered you a friend its not because I don’t want you to be one. But because ever since. I have hoped & prayed you will be.. Much more than a friend to me…
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I could do without many things with no hardship ....
you are not one of them (unknown)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Cute Love Quotes
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know.
Jeanne Bourgeois
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns
The shell must break before the bird can fly.
Tennyson
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown Jr
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Never underestimate the value of doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
Winnie The Pooh
The world is but a canvas to the imagination.
Henry David Thoreau
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong
I can last two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson
When your heart speaks, take good notes.
Judith Cambell
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Washington Irving
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joseph Joubert
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill
Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Leo Tolstoy
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
Anonymous
Happiness is not a goal, but a way of life.
Anonymous
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Elizabeth Foley
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Eric Golnik
In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many moments took your breath away.
Anonymous
Life must be lived as play.
Plato
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
Freddie Mercury
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol
Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
Marsha Norman
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Beverly Sills
When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
Author Unknown
You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.
Albert Einstein
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus Pauling
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
Mark Twain
The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
Author Unknown
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Abigail Van Buren
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Voltaire
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Roman Gary
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
Jonathan Swift
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
James M. Barrie
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Les Brown
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Winnie The Pooh
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
David Barry
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Samuel Johnson
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Horace
Jeanne Bourgeois
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
George Burns
The shell must break before the bird can fly.
Tennyson
Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
H. Jackson Brown Jr
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
Never underestimate the value of doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
Winnie The Pooh
The world is but a canvas to the imagination.
Henry David Thoreau
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Erica Jong
I can last two months on a good compliment.
Mark Twain
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer Simpson
When your heart speaks, take good notes.
Judith Cambell
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers
If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss
An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
Washington Irving
There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joseph Joubert
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston Churchill
Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Leo Tolstoy
It takes a minute to like someone, an hour to love someone, but a lifetime to forget someone.
Anonymous
Happiness is not a goal, but a way of life.
Anonymous
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
George Globol
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
Elizabeth Foley
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Eric Golnik
In the end, it doesn't matter how many breaths you take, but how many moments took your breath away.
Anonymous
Life must be lived as play.
Plato
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
Freddie Mercury
They say that time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.
Andy Warhol
Dreams are illustrations... from the book your soul is writing about you.
Marsha Norman
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Beverly Sills
When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
Author Unknown
You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created.
Albert Einstein
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
Linus Pauling
Always tell the truth. That way, you don't have to remember what you said.
Mark Twain
The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.
Author Unknown
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Abigail Van Buren
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Voltaire
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Roman Gary
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
Jonathan Swift
Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
James M. Barrie
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
Les Brown
The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
Winnie The Pooh
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
David Barry
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Samuel Johnson
A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Horace
Monday, January 11, 2010
Cute Love Quotes
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld 1613-1680, French Classical Writer
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Shirley Maclaine 1934-, American Actress
Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Florence King 1936-, American Author, Critic
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
Ronald Knox 1888-1957, British Scholar, Priest
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
Jean De La Bruyere 1645-1696, French Writer
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Grenville Kleiser 1868-1953, American Author
Fortune and humor govern the world.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld 1613-1680, French Classical Writer
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln 1809-1865, Sixteenth President of the USA
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin 1945-, American Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Playwright, Writer
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Steve Martin
Francois De La Rochefoucauld 1613-1680, French Classical Writer
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Shirley Maclaine 1934-, American Actress
Any discussion of the problems of being funny in America will not make sense unless we substitute the word wit for humor. Humor inspires sympathetic good-natured laughter and is favored by the ''healing-power'' gang. Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.
Florence King 1936-, American Author, Critic
The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
Ronald Knox 1888-1957, British Scholar, Priest
One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
Jean De La Bruyere 1645-1696, French Writer
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Grenville Kleiser 1868-1953, American Author
Fortune and humor govern the world.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld 1613-1680, French Classical Writer
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Abraham Lincoln 1809-1865, Sixteenth President of the USA
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin 1945-, American Actor, Comedian, Screenwriter, Playwright, Writer
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.
Steve Martin
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